Arrowsmith Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 Tappa inte tron på klubbens årsmöten Jonte, ämnet var uppen innan mötet började. :lol: :thumbsup: Quote
Arrowsmith Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Saxat från ett annat forum: När personen i flygsätet bredvid dig irriterar dig: 1. Ta fram din laptop 2. Öppna laptopen sakta 3. Slå på den 4. Var helt säker på att grannen följer med på vad du gör 5. Öppna Internet explorer 6. Stäng ögonen ett par minuter och titta upp mot himlen ( Lyft gärna händerna en aning) 7. Ta ett djupt andetag och öppna följande adress: Länk Quote
Morty Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Det gåller att man har bra antenn på det trådlösa eller j-kligt lång sladd om man ska få Internetuppkoppling på flyget..... Men fräck var den.. Quote
cealm Posted March 26, 2010 Posted March 26, 2010 Ett spännande förslag på Sevenbil. Frågan är räknas verkligen dessa däck som dubbdäck? Skall kolla om de verkligen är märkta enligt Transportstyrelsens normer. Vikt / effektförhållandet gynnar "numerär" effekt på den här bilen. Designen är väl rätt ok. Lite lagom med tillbehör och trevligt med möjlighet till ett enklare regnskydd. Quote
Norlin Posted March 26, 2010 Posted March 26, 2010 En del allvar i komedin. Några tips 1. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 2. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. 5. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. 7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. 7. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment. 9. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 10. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 11. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 13. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 14. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 15. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 16. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 17. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 18. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 19. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. 20. There's nothing to learn from the second kick of a mule. Quote
kimmen Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear everything, so he does sign language instead. He points at his eye meaning "I", he points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets angry and he runs down to the 1st floor and yells "What the fuck is wrong with you? I NEED A HANDSAW!" The other guy says : "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that I'M COMING…….." Quote
Kilkenny Posted March 31, 2010 Posted March 31, 2010 Den där skulle jag målat som en nyckelpiga :) Lita annat bjäfs: Laga kolven lite, sådärja :) "diff" svetsning, garanterat stum ;) Kompsänkning, det slipar vi till :D Hur var det nu med kardanvinkeln, inte så noga va? Och om du inte satt kaffet i halsen ännu så kan du på egen risk klicka här, glöm inte att kolla sida två också ;) http://128.83.80.193/scarysteering/scarysteering2.html Quote
Norlin Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 Som denna lösning, hur har dom gjort med pedalerna? Många bra lösningar på http://thereifixedit.com/ Quote
cealm Posted April 1, 2010 Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) Kan vara en "par-realterad" bil dvs den som nomalt inte har hand om ratt och pedaler utan sitter bredvid men ändå gör allt för att köra kanske byggde om familjens bil en natt och därmed tog hela kontrollen både ratt, pedaler och körningen............ Edited April 1, 2010 by cealm Quote
cealm Posted May 2, 2010 Posted May 2, 2010 (edited) Den ultimata moderna presenten. Så less på att alltid få tillbaka icke återspolade DVD och Cd. Edited May 2, 2010 by cealm Quote
cealm Posted May 23, 2010 Posted May 23, 2010 Gillar du Musse Pigg, Kalle Anka och Långben på husvagnssemester? Deras husvagnen kan allt. I den här filmen finns en nog så bra funktion på en släpkärra med veranda Hopfällbar bastu på släpkärra Har du bråttom spola till cirka 3,15 min och titta ”bastu-utvecklingen”. (Obs först kommer lite reklam cirka 15 sek som tyvärr inte går att spola förbi) Quote
Thomas Posted May 24, 2010 Posted May 24, 2010 http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9276/8823019e508191eem.jpg Quote
Christer J Posted May 24, 2010 Posted May 24, 2010 Vad säger SFRO och SBP om denna "torkare" http://raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf Quote
Kilkenny Posted May 25, 2010 Posted May 25, 2010 (edited) Tänk vilken stolt far hon måste ha :racesmile: Edited May 25, 2010 by Kilkenny Quote
cealm Posted June 9, 2010 Posted June 9, 2010 När jag var ung fanns det bara ett fåtal sorter. T-sprit (även kallad T-dojja ibland) sedan kom K-sprit och Blå spolarvätska. allmänt känt i olika kretsar på den tiden var att en vörtlimpa kunde göra "underverk". I vilken mån det var riktigt eller nonsens vet jag faktiskt inte. Häromdagen ser jag att man lanserat en ny sommar-smak. T-sommar. Har den funnits länge? Jag har aldrig förut sett den. Ser ut som krusbär eller päron. Och så praktiskt till midsommar. Måntro om det kommer en smultron eller jordgubbesmak nästa vecka. Förresten blir det nog "jordgubbe" om det provas...... Quote
Jocke4U Posted June 26, 2010 Posted June 26, 2010 Finns INGEN och kommer ALDRIG finnas någon man som kommer förstå kvinnan fullt ut....sen finns det lättare och svårare kombinationer :) Vissa funkar medan andra inte gör det ;) Quote
cealm Posted July 16, 2010 Posted July 16, 2010 Fick detta tips via mejl nyss. Ett så bra tips måste delges bilbyggarna i semestertider. En månads semester och 10 per dag så kan solfångaren vara klar till hösten....... Solfångare Quote
Kilkenny Posted July 17, 2010 Posted July 17, 2010 Jag börjar genast "jobba" på byggmaterielen ;) Quote
kengren Posted July 17, 2010 Posted July 17, 2010 fyller på tråden - kanske mest ett svar på jocke4u fundering om det finns någon som förstår sig på kvinnor - boken heter Everything I Know about women I lerned from my tractor (har ej läst boken men jag gillar titeln)se länk http://books.google.se/books?id=mtJ0bnY7uaoC&pg=PA25&lpg=PA25&dq=women+tractor&source=bl&ots=KcYADiZiSU&sig=PG8px__i91teyW5kiZHG84a1vZs&hl=sv&ei=Pe9BTJXhIcusOI6ixYkN&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CCEQ6AEwAQ kengren Quote
Thomas Posted July 17, 2010 Posted July 17, 2010 kvinnor är ett speciellt släkte som män aldrig kommer att förstå sig på. Quote
Henrik H Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 Här kommer en riktig skräckfilm... Och ett skönt klipp från en tidning... Quote
Kilkenny Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 Kvinnliga ordningsvakter i Sollefteå? trevligt trevligt :) Quote
Micael Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Saxat från Locostbuilders 1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,San Francisco 2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.. ' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.' Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR 6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.' Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.' Submitted by RN no name, AND FINALLY!!! 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . . ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' ' Dr. wouldn't submit his name.... 1 MORE Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied.. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came. " Quote
Kilkenny Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 Arbetsmiljlöverkets nya hemsida -----> http://www.webbs.se/PedHer/res/Humorbilder/Importerad_skyddsutrustning/Importerad_skyddsutrustning.htm Quote
Thomas Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 den första var bra och de som står som motvikt ha ha undrar hur det går när lunchvisslan tjuter. Quote
Kilkenny Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Hittade en ICA-kuriren i garaget idag, från 1951 minsann, man kan ju undra om mänskligheten utvecklats något på 60 år? Ja tydligen, iallafall vad man kallar folk för... Och kvinnosynen har väl också ryckt upp sig något, även om det är kul läsning, betänkt dock att författaren är kvinna! :blink: :lol: "Kvinnor förstår sig inte på skruvar" :rolleyes: Quote
Norlin Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 "sopar upp krollsplint" Vad tusan är krollsplint? wikipedia hade svaret! Krollsplint (från tyskans krollen, hoprulla sig.) är bladfibrerna från dvärgpalm, som förr användes istället för tagel, som stoppning i möbler och madrasser. Alltid lär man sig något nytt. Quote
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