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    Dimenstion på stödnållager mellan zetec - typ 9 låda

    in Motor & växellåda

    Posted · Edited by Micael

    Är det till kopplingskorgen du menar? I sånt fall går det att köra med vanliga (10.9/12.9) insexor(M8 tror jag). Det har jag gjort i allafall.

    Är det mellan motor och sprängkåpa så är det vanliga bonn M10 som gäller.

    Är det mellan sprängkåpa och växellåda så är det M12x1,5 i lagom längd, tror jag

    Jag har använt FP347 (Spigot bearing) till alla mina fordmotorer. Så det skall funka.

    Bankörning Kinnekulle 100813

    in Evenemang och träffar

    Posted

    Jag bokat in mig på Kollängens på Fredag. Det var fullt på hantverkshuset :(.

    Men det var inte så långt mellan där. Så antingen håller man sig nykter och kör. Eller så fyllgår man bara helt enkelt. Man skall inte underskatta apostlahästarna.

    (Torsdag natt kvartar jag på i släpet)

    Bankörning Kinnekulle 100813

    in Evenemang och träffar

    Posted

    Håller på me famlijeplaneringen inför fredag. Är det nån som kommer att övernatta från torsdagen till fredagen där? Förra året var det ett gäng som bodde på banan, finns samma möjlighet i år?

    Jag(vi från stoickholm) har ju en bit att åka så min plan är att sticke direkt efter jobbet på torsdagen och sen sova i trailern vid banan. På så sätt kan man dricka öl och slåss två kvällar :)

    Kom så skrattar vi.... :0)

    in Allt Annat

    Posted

    Saxat från Locostbuilders

    1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'

    My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'

    I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's

    dress and began to take off her underwear.

    Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs,

    and I was in the wrong one.

    Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,San Francisco

    2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly

    and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

    'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.

    'Yes, they used to be,'. . .replied the patient.

    Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

    3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had

    died of a massive myocardial infarct.

    Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had

    died of a 'massive internal fart.'

    Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

    4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed

    me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications..

    ' Which one ?'. .. . I asked.

    'The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours

    and now I'm running out of places to put it!'

    I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.

    Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

    Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

    Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA

    5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,

    I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'

    After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .

    ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

    Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

    6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking

    up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?'

    'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem

    to get used to the taste.'. .. . Bob replied.

    I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

    Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit ,

    7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled

    into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,

    entered . . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was

    scheduled for immediate surgery.

    When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had

    been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

    Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,

    which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

    Submitted by RN no name,

    AND FINALLY!!!

    8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female

    pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

    The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing

    and further embarrassing me.

    I looked up from my work and sheepishly said 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

    She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

    ' No doctor but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' '

    Dr. wouldn't submit his name....

    1 MORE

    Baby's First Doctor Visit

    This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

    waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and

    being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

    'Breast-fed,' she replied..

    'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

    She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts

    for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is

    underweight. You don't have any milk.'

    I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came. "

    Bromsbänksdag i Västerås

    in Evenemang och träffar

    Posted

    japp, sa jag inte det?

    Dom är lite starkare än vanliga hästar. Dom är till och med starkare än dieselhästar.

    Syftet var inte att skryta över antalet hästar, det var mer att visa att bänken verkar stämma med andra bänkar, i och med att siffrorna var "lika" mellan bänkarna.

    Bromsbänksdag i Västerås

    in Evenemang och träffar

    Posted

    Det var på just denna bänk (när den stod i stockholm) som jag bromsade min zetec :)

    Då gav min motor 187 hk. Robban bromsade sedan samma motor i malmö (fast med webrar, jag hade gixxer trottelhus) och kom upp i 193 hk.

    Så jag tror den bänken är ganska bra och ger rättvisa värden.

    Topplocksbultar

    in Motor & växellåda

    Posted

    Jag har hört att sträckbultar kan användas flera ggr. men det är bara vad jag har hört.

    Teorin bakom är just att det är sträckbultar och att dom kommer att sträcka sig lite till gång efter annan, tills dom går av. Men det skall bli lika bra som med nya så länge dom är hela.

    Nån annan som kanske kan verifiera eller avfärda

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